Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst album ever made by a guy who thinks he's cool.

My cousin said it's like listening to a kid's homework.

I tried to listen and fell asleep mid-song.

My dog walked out of the room during the third track.

2

A record that only the most annoying people in first class listen to.

My flight was ruined by someone blasting this album.

I asked for a pillow and got a beat instead.

The guy next to me tried to rap along and failed.

3

A musical insult to anyone who actually likes music.

My mom said it's like a bad pizza with no cheese.

I texted my friend and he said he would rather be tortured.

My teacher gave me a detention for playing it during class.

4

A track so boring it could make a cat fall asleep.

I tried to listen and my cat walked out.

My brother said it's the sound of a broken radio.

I asked my friend to turn it off and he refused.

5

The album that makes you question your life choices.

I felt like I should have never been born after listening.

My friend said it's like being stuck in a bad dream.

I asked for a refund and got a ticket to a concert.

6

A record so bad it should be banned from Earth.

I think it should be exiled to Mars.

My dog said it's the worst thing he's ever heard.

My teacher said it's like being trapped in a blender.