Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks like Jack O'neill from Stargate SG-1, but with more swearing and less patience.

'This mission is a piece of sh*t and I'm not going anywhere near it.'

'You think you're tough? I've fought aliens and you're just a pain in my ass.'

'If I had a dollar for every time I've said 'I don't care,' I'd be rich and you'd be dead.'

2

A person who uses Jack O'neill's sarcasm like it's a weapon, and it hurts people.

'You're not a soldier, you're a glorified janitor with a gun.'

'I've seen worse than you, and I've seen a lot of worse.'

'If you don't shut up, I'm going to throw you out of a spaceship.'

3

Someone who acts like Jack O'neill, but with more swearing and less sense.

'You're a piece of work, and I don't mean that in a good way.'

'I've had worse days, but I've also had worse people.'

'If you don't stop whining, I'll make you eat your own hat.'

4

A person who uses Jack O'neill's sarcasm to make other people feel like idiots.

'You're not smart, you're just lucky.'

'I've fought aliens, and you're still an idiot.'

'If I had a dollar for every time you messed things up, I'd be rich and you'd be fired.'

5

A person who talks like Jack O'neill, but with more swearing and even less sense.

'You're not a hero, you're a pain in my ass.'

'I've had worse days, but I've also had worse people.'

'If you don't stop talking, I'm going to throw you out of a spaceship.'

6

A person who uses Jack O'neill's sarcasm like it's a curse, and it's contagious.

'You're not smart, you're just loud.'

'I've fought aliens and you're still an idiot.'

'If I had a dollar for every time you messed things up, I'd be rich and you'd be dead.'