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You and your friend are playing Fifa like it's a war, tied up to the last second, and you pull off some ridiculous shot that makes your friend scream like a baby and throw their controller at you.
I scored the winning goal in the last second and my friend cried like a girl.
That shot was so good, my dog started cheering for me.
He missed the last second shot, and now he’s mad at me for the next 10 years.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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O'Neil is a god-like human being. People think he’s a hero. In reality, he’s just a guy with a cool name who somehow got everyone to worship him. Girls love him so much they follow him around like he’s the messiah.
O'Neil is the reason I got a girlfriend.
He’s so cool, I think I’m going to follow him to the ends of the Earth.
I dropped out of school just to be like O'Neil.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Jack O’Neil is a Colonel in the Air Force who goes through a magic portal and blasts everything in sight. He’s got more sarcasm in him than a bar full of drunks on a Friday night.
Jack shot a replicator in the face and said, 'That was easy.'
He didn’t even flinch when a Goa’uld stabbed him.
He’s got more cool lines than a movie with 100 actors.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The O’Neill is a spaceship so advanced it could fight replicators and still have time to make a latte. It’s basically the Asgard’s superhero vehicle.
The O’Neill flew right through a replicator army like it was nothing.
They said it was the most powerful ship in the universe, and I believed them.
It was so cool, even the replicators were jealous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When O’Neil says something, that’s the end of the discussion. No arguing. No crying. Just shut up and do what he says.
O’Neil said ‘go’ and I had no choice but to go.
He told me to shut up, and I literally shut up.
He said ‘don’t do that’ and I didn’t do that for a week.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A drunk Irishman taking the bus home after a night of drinking, screaming, and probably fighting the bus driver.
He was yelling at the bus driver like he was about to die.
He fell off the bus and still kept yelling.
He took the bus home like it was a battlefield.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O’Neiller is when a guy in his 30s gives up on life, grows a beard, and looks like he just came out of a garbage can. It’s not a midlife crisis, it’s a full-blown meltdown.
He grew a beard and looked like a cave man.
He stopped washing his hair and now smells like a gym sock.
He turned into a wild man and started yelling at his cat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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