O&NE

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O&NE is old and not easily confused, like a grandma who can still outsmart your phone and your ex.

My grandpa called me and said, 'I know what you did with my phone.' I said, 'You don’t even know what a phone is.'

My aunt beat my brother at chess and then told him to 'stop being such a baby.'

My mom solved my math problem and then asked me why I didn’t just ask her in the first place.

O&NE means you're old and still sharp, like a grandpa who can cuss you out and still beat you at Mario Kart.

My grandpa said, 'You think you're tough? I’ve been cussing you out since you were in diapers.'

He beat me at Mario Kart and then said, 'You’re not even trying.'

He told me I was 'as smart as a bag of chips' and then asked me why I didn’t just take the chips.

O&NE is old and still cool, like a grandpa who can outsmart your phone and still remember your birthday.

My grandpa said, 'I didn’t forget your birthday. I just didn’t think you’d remember mine.'

He beat my phone at a game and then told it to 'stop being so annoying.'

He solved my math problem and then asked me why I didn’t just ask him in the first place.