O.M.R.

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Old Money Richmond is the only place on Earth where your ancestors could afford to breathe and still have change left. Everyone else is just poor with better hair.
My cousin moved to DC and now thinks she's rich. She's just rich in confusion.
I told my friend she's not O. M. R. and she said I'm jealous of her grandpa's gold teeth.
My teacher called me 'just rich' and I cried in the hallway.
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Old Money Richmond is like the rich version of a family tree. Everyone else is just a bush with a fancy hat.
My mom said my friend’s family is 'just rich' and I laughed until my brother hit me.
I tried to explain O. M. R. to my dog and he just stared at me like I was a bad muffin.
My uncle said my cousin's family is 'not real rich' and now we fight every Sunday.
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Old Money Richmond is the only place where your ancestors were rich enough to own a horse and still had time to laugh at you.
My friend's family is 'just rich' and now we have a bet about who will be richer when they die.
My brother said my dad is 'not real rich' and now my dad is mad at him.
I tried to be O. M. R. and my neighbor said I'm 'just rich with dreams'.
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