O.Meta.God

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When you realize the people you thought were in charge need permission from even bigger jerks above them to do anything

I thought the president was the boss, but he had to ask some guy in a trench coat for permission to make a sandwich.

My mom said the cops were the top dogs, but they had to check with the guy in the sky before they could ticket me.

I tried to be cool by saying I knew the boss of the boss, but he said he had to check with his boss's boss first.

When you find out the people you thought were the bosses had to ask even higher-up jerks for permission to do their job

I thought the principal was the highest, but he had to call someone named Mr. Sky to get his permission to yell at me.

The guy who runs the store had to ask some guy in a hat to let him give me a discount.

My teacher said she couldn't give me extra credit unless she asked her boss's boss first.

When you think you're the top dog, but you have to ask some even bigger dog above you for permission to do your thing

I thought I was the king of the school, but I had to ask the guy in the sky for permission to skip class.

I tried to be a boss, but my boss said he had to check with his boss first.

I wanted to be cool, but I had to ask some guy named Chief for permission to be cool.

When the people you think are the bosses have to check with even higher-up jerks before they can do anything

I thought the mayor was the top dog, but he had to ask some guy in a hat to let him build a new park.

The guy who runs the gym had to ask some guy in a suit to let him let me join.

I thought I was the boss, but my boss said he had to ask his boss first.

When you think you're on top, but you have to ask some even bigger person above you to let you do your thing

I thought I was the boss of the school, but I had to ask the guy in the sky to let me be late.

My teacher said she couldn't give me extra credit unless she checked with someone named Mr. High-Up.

I tried to be cool, but I had to ask some guy named Chief to let me be cool.