Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of trash that can’t even do basic things right. It’s like the universe cursed it.

My math test looked like an o'korn tried to solve it.

That o'korn spilled coffee on my shirt and then tripped.

My brother’s pet goldfish is smarter than that o'korn.

2

A human-shaped disaster that can’t even pick the right sock to wear.

That o'korn tried to cook and burned the toast, the eggs, and my feelings.

My mom said I was an o'korn for forgetting to do my homework.

That o'korn got lost on the way to the store and came home with a pizza.

3

A person so bad at life it’s like they were born in a garbage can.

My neighbor’s dog is a better o'korn than my cousin.

That o'korn tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat fighting a blender.

I’m not an o'korn. I just have bad days.

4

Something so broken it can’t even fail properly. It just stumbles and cries.

That o'korn tried to run and tripped over nothing.

My phone is an o'korn now. It freezes every time I open a photo.

My dog called my brother an o'korn for leaving the house messy.

5

A person who’s so bad at everything it’s like they’re being punished by the gods.

My brother’s o'korn level is maxed out.

That o'korn tried to dance and it looked like a cat fighting a robot.

I don’t want to be an o'korn. I just want to be average.