O/km

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O/km is how many times you cum from driving a cool car like it's your job and your penis is on strike.
I hit 12 O/km today. My car is faster than my ex and my dad.
My O/km went up when I upgraded to a sports car. My pants are now a witness.
I got 7 O/km last night. The car was so good, it gave me a raise.
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O/km is the number of times you come from driving a fancy car like it's your girlfriend and your brain is a teenager.
I had 5 O/km this morning. My car was smoother than my mom's cooking.
My O/km was 3. The car was nice, but my coffee was nicer.
I got 10 O/km. My car is better than my job and my wife.
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O/km is how many times you blow your load from driving a sick car like it's your life and your pants are your best friend.
I had 9 O/km today. My car is better than my ex and my credit score.
I got 4 O/km. The car was so good, it gave me a high five.
My O/km was 6. The car was so fast, it made me cry.
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