O'Kelley

Current Trending

2 views · Added 7d ago · 2 definitions

1
A fifteen minute break that somehow lasts like forever and makes everyone hate your guts.
My boss took a break and came back with a full coffee. I’m still waiting for him to finish it.
I had to cover for my coworker’s break and now I’m the one getting yelled at.
The break started at 10:05 and ended at 10:20. I’m not even sure what happened.
2
A family of loud, tough, Irish people who argue like they’re in a boxing match but still love each other to death.
My uncle and aunt yelled at each other for an hour over who had the better sandwich.
My cousin got in trouble for stealing my aunt’s phone, and now the whole family is mad at me.
My grandpa says he’ll fight my uncle if he doesn’t stop talking about his bad back.
xs