O'johnease

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A name so basic it makes your brain hurt. Also means you live in a place where the grass is brown and the cops are always around.
Yo, I'm O'johnease, and I live in the hood where the rent is high and the snacks are low.
My name is O'johnease, and I live in a place where the streets are cracked and the dreams are broken.
I'm O'johnease, and my neighborhood is so bad, even the rats wear fanny packs.
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A person who types like a madman, replacing every 'g' with a 'Q' because they think they're cool.
I just texted my homie, 'Whassup Q?' and he was like, 'You Qrazy?'
My text said, 'Let's go Qatch a movie,' and my homie thought I was talking about a Qatch.
I typed 'I Qet Qacked' and my mom was like, 'You Qet Qacked?' and I was like, 'Yes, I Qet Qacked!'
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A person who ends every sentence with 'lyke' because they think it makes them sound fancy, even though it just sounds dumb.
'I just got a new phone, lyke, it's so good, lyke, I can't even explain, lyke.'
'I went to the store, lyke, bought some chips, lyke, and now I'm here, lyke.'
'I just ate a whole pizza, lyke, and I'm still hungry, lyke.'
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A person who flexes with their friends like they're in a commercial and not just hanging out.
'I just bought a new car, flex, it's so shiny, flex, I'm the king of the block, flex.'
'I got a 100 on the test, flex, I'm the smartest in the class, flex, I'm flexing, flex.'
'I just got a new phone, flex, it's so cool, flex, I'm flexing, flex.'
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