O.H.M.F

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O. H. M. F. is a motha fucka so hot they make your face feel like it’s on fire
Bro, look at him, he's one horny motha fucka, I’m gonna melt.
My cousin is O. H. M. F. level, I can’t even look at her.
My dog is O. H. M. F. and he’s trying to hump my leg.
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O. H. M. F. is when someone is so sexy, it’s like they just walked out of a motha fucka factory
My teacher is O. H. M. F., and I can’t focus in class.
My neighbor is O. H. M. F. and he’s trying to flirt with my mom.
That guy at the mall is O. H. M. F., I almost tripped over myself.
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O. H. M. F. is when someone is so hot, they could make a motha fucka blush
My brother is O. H. M. F. and my mom’s face turned red.
That guy at the gym is O. H. M. F., I almost dropped my weights.
My crush is O. H. M. F., and I spilled my juice on my shirt.
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O. H. M. F. is when someone is so horny, they could make a motha fucka scream
My friend is O. H. M. F. and I heard him scream in the shower.
My dog is O. H. M. F. and he’s howling at the moon like a lunatic.
My cousin is O. H. M. F. and he’s been talking about it nonstop.
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O. H. M. F. is when someone is so hot, it’s like they’re the motha fucka of all motha fuckas
My mom is O. H. M. F. and she’s the queen of the whole family.
That guy in my class is O. H. M. F., and he’s the king of the school.
My neighbor is O. H. M. F. and she’s the motha fucka of the block.
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