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When you shove a big pile of poop into someone’s snatch using a medical tool that looks like a giant cheese grater. Works best if the poop is firm and looks like a hot dog.
My mom did this to my dad during a family vacation. He cried like a baby.
At the hospital, the nurse tried to do this to me. I told her to go to hell.
My cousin did this to his girlfriend during a surprise party. She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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You stick your butt in someone else’s snatch and let them poop on you. No shame. No mercy. Just pure, unfiltered filth.
My friend did this to his teacher during a pop quiz. The teacher had a heart attack.
I did this to my brother during a video game battle. He lost the game and cried.
My aunt did this to her coworker during a coffee break. The coworker quit on the spot.
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Using a speculum to open up a person’s snatch and then dropping a big poop into it. Like a poop version of a surprise party.
At the school dance, my brother did this to his crush. She ran out crying.
My uncle did this to his boss during a meeting. The boss fired him on the spot.
I did this to my pet dog during a walk. He ran away and didn’t come back.
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