O'Hare International Airport

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A place where even the angels cry and the devil laughs.

My flight was delayed for 6 hours. I saw a guy throw a sandwich at a gate agent.

I lost my shoe in the terminal. It was a shoe I loved.

My mom got stuck in security. She screamed at a TSA agent like it was a personal attack.

A meat grinder for people who hate each other and themselves.

My neighbor yelled at me for bumping into him in the security line.

I got stuck behind a guy who was trying to carry 10 suitcases and a dog.

My dad got into a fight with a baggage handler over a broken bag.

The closest thing to purgatory for people who can't wait to die.

I sat next to a guy who talked the whole flight. He didn't even stop for bathroom breaks.

My flight was canceled, and I missed my connecting flight. I cried in the terminal.

I got stuck in the longest line ever. It felt like forever.

A place where people lose their minds and their shoes.

I saw a woman throw her shoe at a conveyor belt. It hit a bag and bounced back.

My flight was delayed, and I had to wait in the same seat for 5 hours.

A guy screamed at the screen for 10 minutes straight because his flight was canceled.

The beginning of all your problems and the end of your patience.

I got stuck in the worst traffic ever. My car broke down near the airport.

My flight was delayed, and I missed my kid's birthday.

I lost my phone in the terminal. It was my only phone.

A place where you get stuck with people who think they're special.

I sat next to a guy who didn't want to move for 2 hours.

A woman refused to take her bag off the conveyor belt for 10 minutes.

I got stuck behind a group of people who all had to use the same bathroom.