O'Hara

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A last name that came from Ireland. Probably because they're tired of being poor.
My grandpa’s name is O’Hara. He’s poor and has a beard.
I’m sick of being called O’Hara. It’s not a disease.
My cousin’s name is O’Hara. He looks like he’s been living in a ditch.
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Irish people who grew up on a farm or wish they had a cow and a life.
My uncle’s an O’Hara. He wants a cow so bad, he’s gonna marry one.
My cousin’s an O’Hara. He’s never left the farm.
My neighbor’s an O’Hara. He thinks cows are better than people.
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A loud yell you make when someone messes up your life or breaks something.
My brother yelled 'O’Hara!' when he spilled my cereal.
I screamed 'O’Hara!' when my mom broke my phone.
My friend shouted 'O’Hara!' when he got locked out of his house.
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A terrible school where everyone gets butched up and has to suck a wooden cock every day.
O’Hara is the worst school. I had to suck a wooden cock for two hours.
They have a class called 'Castration.' I didn’t sign up for that.
My friend got buttraped at O’Hara. It was brutal.
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A place with a bunch of hot girls and guys who get buttraped by priests.
O’Hara has the hottest girls. They all have penises, though.
My friend’s at O’Hara. He gets buttraped by a priest every week.
O’Hara is better than Bonner. Bonner’s just full of fags.
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The worst school ever. It’s full of fags and people who think K. Jones is cool.
O’Hara is the worst. I got buttraped by a priest.
I went to O’Hara. I got castrated for no reason.
My cousin went to O’Hara. Now he thinks K. Jones is the best person ever.
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A short, hairy man who looks like he wants to punch you and your mom.
My uncle is an O’Hara. He’s hairy and sour.
That guy at the bar is an O’Hara. He looks like Danny DeVito’s cousin.
My dad’s an O’Hara. He has a beard and hates my life.
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