o'halochardems

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A person who loves blowing people up with grenades in Halo more than they love their mom. They also think Halo is the only game that matters.

I’d rather blow up 10 enemies than do my math homework.

My friend died in the middle of a match. I didn’t even care.

I spent $50 on a new controller just to blast people in Halo.

Someone who is so into Halo they think it's a religion. They swear by grenades and yell at people who don’t play.

I said 'hello' to my cousin. He yelled, 'Why aren’t you playing Halo?'

I got a B+ on my test. He said, 'You should’ve blown up more Spartans.'

He dropped out of school to play Halo full time.

A person who can’t stand not being the best at Halo. They throw tantrums when they lose and call people names.

I lost a match. He called me a 'fragging failure.'

He screamed at the TV when he got killed by a grenade.

He said, 'You’re not even a real player. You’re a noob.'

A person who spends more time in Halo than they do in the real world. They think Spartans are better than humans.

He said, 'I’d rather be a Spartan than eat dinner.'

He ignored his mom’s call to come to dinner because he was in a match.

He got a detention for drawing Spartans on his math test.

A person who thinks grenades are the only thing that matters. They don’t care about anything else.

He said, 'I don’t care if I fail my science test. I’m going to blow up more people.'

He walked into class with a grenade in his pocket.

He got sent to the office for trying to throw a grenade at the principal.

A person who is obsessed with Halo and can’t live without it. They think everyone else is a loser.

He said, 'You’re not even trying. You’re a total noob.'

He skipped lunch just to play Halo with his friends.

He cried when he lost a match and said, 'You broke me.'