O.G.L.B.

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A flaky, hot mess of a guy who thinks he’s the king of the gays but can’t even log into his own email.

'Bro, I tried to watch that porn 12 times, and I still don’t get why it’s called a "triple feature."'

'He said he’s gonna quit his job, but he’s still logged into his account manager portal at 2 a. m.'

'He tried to text me a picture of his cat, but it came through as a screenshot of a gay porn ad.'

A guy who thinks he's cool because he knows how to swipe right, but he can't even remember his own password.

'He texted me a link to a gay porn site, but it was just a photo of his face with a mustache on it.'

'He tried to explain why he’s the best at work, but he got fired for sending a gay porn ad to the boss.'

'He said he’s gonna retire, but he still surfs gay porn like it’s his job.'

A sexually confused guy who thinks he’s got it all figured out, but he can’t even cook a proper sandwich.

'He sent me a DM with a picture of his cat and a link to a gay porn site. I asked him why, and he said, "It’s just Tuesday."'

'He tried to impress me with his gay porn collection, but it was just three episodes of the same show.'

'He said he’s gonna move to Hawaii, but he still surfs gay porn in the middle of the night.'

A guy who spends more time looking at gay porn than he does working, and he still thinks he’s the best at his job.

'He said he’s gonna get a promotion, but he got fired for sending a gay porn ad to the client.'

'He tried to explain why he’s so good at work, but he got distracted by a gay porn ad.'

'He said he’s gonna retire, but he still surfs gay porn like it’s his full-time job.'

A guy who can’t tell the difference between a gay porn ad and a work email, and he still thinks he’s cool.

'He said he’s gonna go to the beach, but he still surfs gay porn in the middle of the day.'

'He tried to send me a message, but it was just a gay porn ad with a typo in it.'

'He said he’s gonna retire, but he still logs into his account manager portal at 3 a. m.'