o'geography

My geography teacher said the Pacific Ocean is big enough to drown a whole class. I believe him. I drowned in the first chapter.

I got a D+ in geography because I thought the equator was a line you draw on the floor.

I still don't know the difference between a peninsula and a peninsula. I just repeat it until it makes sense.

I got a map of Europe and thought it was a pizza with too many toppings.

My geography test asked where Africa is. I said 'on the floor, next to my shoe.'

I thought the Nile was a river. Then I realized it was also a toilet.

I took geography and now I think the world is just a giant map that someone forgot to fold.

My teacher explained time zones like they were a curse from the devil. I believe her.

I tried to draw the continents and it looked like a dog threw up on my paper.

I passed the geography test by guessing. I got a B. I don’t know if that’s good or just lucky.

I thought the North Pole was a place where you get cold. I was wrong. It’s also where my brain went to die.

I drew the globe and it looked like a chicken with a helmet.

I thought I was good at geography until I realized I can’t find my own state on a map.

I got a 100% on the quiz. I didn’t realize it was a trick question. The trick was me.

I told my teacher I knew all the continents. She asked me to name them. I said 'the ones I like best.'

I thought geography was easy. Then I saw a map of the world and said 'what is this? A nightmare?'

I got a map of Asia and said 'this is just a mess. I'm not even sorry.'

I asked my teacher if the world was real. She said 'no. It’s just a map.' I believed her.