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It’s a title you earn by being the worst at everything, like being called Piss Janet for peeing on the floor, and if you don’t start with J, the Janet squad will beat you up with broomsticks.
Piss Janet got beat up because she forgot to use J.
Janet the janitor called me Lotion Janet because I used too much.
The Janet squad threw me out the window for being Fart Janet.