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A guy who looks like a prince to girls but smells like a sewer to their dads

My dad called him a 'walking disgrace' after he asked me to prom.

He got a D on my report card because he tried to flirt with my mom.

He stood in the school hallway and said, 'I'm not going anywhere.' My dad said, 'You're already there.'

The type of guy who makes your dad want to punch a wall and your mom want to punch him

He asked me out and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a tattoo of a flamingo.'

He came to my house and my dad offered him a sandwich and a threat.

He texted me, 'I like your legs,' and my dad replied, 'I like your brain.'

The boy who gets your heart but your dad gets his face

He kissed me in front of my dad and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a divorce.'

He asked me to prom and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a new dog.'

He said he wanted to be my boyfriend and my dad said, 'I want to be your ex.'

A guy who makes girls blush but makes dads want to throw things

He said, 'I like your hair,' and my dad said, 'I like your paycheck.'

He asked me out and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a new job.'

He sent me a love note and my dad sent him a death threat.

The boy who steals your heart and your dad's patience

He asked me to prom and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a new hat.'

He told me he loved me and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a new life.'

He said he wanted to be my boyfriend and my dad said, 'I want to be your dad again.'

A guy who makes your dad's blood boil and your face turn red

He asked me to prom and my dad said, 'I'm going to get a new face.'

He sent me a text and my dad sent him a curse.

He said he wanted to be my boyfriend and my dad said, 'I want to be your enemy.'