O.F.I.M.

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The worst day of the week. It means you just got stuck with Monday and your brain is already dead.

DM: 'O. F. I. M. I can’t even pretend to be alive.'

Tweet: 'Woke up to O. F. I. M. and my coffee is already cold.'

Text from boss: 'It’s O. F. I. M. again. Get back to work.'

A curse from the weekend gods. You scream it when you see your Monday face in the mirror.

Text from friend: 'You just said O. F. I. M. in the mirror. You look like a ghost.'

Tweet: 'O. F. I. M. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.'

Voice mail: 'Hello? It’s O. F. I. M. I’m not coming to work.'

The sound of your soul dying every Monday. It’s like your weekend just got murdered.

Post on Reddit: 'O. F. I. M. is the sound of my soul being dragged into work.'

Text from coworker: 'You just said O. F. I. M. like your weekend was killed.'

Tweet: 'O. F. I. M. I’m not even sad. I’m just dead.'

The worst thing you can say on Monday. It means you’re officially a Monday monster.

DM: 'O. F. I. M. I’m a monster now. Don’t let me near the coffee machine.'

Tweet: 'O. F. I. M. I’m not a monster. I’m just broken.'

Text from mom: 'You just said O. F. I. M. I’m sending you cereal.'

A swear word you yell at the sky on Monday. It’s like your brain is doing a jailbreak.

Voice mail: 'O. F. I. M. I’m breaking out of this week. Don’t catch me.'

Tweet: 'O. F. I. M. I just did a jailbreak in my brain.'

Text from friend: 'You yelled O. F. I. M. at the sky. The clouds got scared.'