O,fap

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O,fap is when you mess up your typing so bad you write the wrong stupid word instead of the real one. You’re too dumb to notice and just keep going.
Bro, I typed O,fap instead of Lmfao and now I look like an idiot.
My mom saw my text and said, 'What is O,fap? Are you high?'
I tried to say 'Lmfao' but it came out as O,fap and now my brain is melting.
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O,fap is when you see a girl so hot it makes you want to slap yourself for not being cool enough to be with her.
I saw her in the hallway and my brain said, 'O,fap.'
He saw the girl and immediately said, 'O,fap!' like it was a curse.
She walked in and I texted my friend: 'O,fap, I’m dead.'
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O,fap is when a bunch of people get together and watch something so sexual it makes you want to burn your eyes out.
The movie was so hot I said, 'O,fap, this is the best thing ever.'
The whole class was watching it and I said, 'O,fap, this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.'
He saw the video and screamed, 'O,fap, this is the most glorious thing in the universe.'
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O,fap is that time of day when you’re too lazy to do anything but jerk off because you’re too tired to be cool.
I stayed up too late and said, 'O,fap, I can’t even think straight anymore.'
He said, 'O,fap, I’m too tired to be awesome right now.'
She said, 'O,fap, I’m just gonna lay here and pretend I’m a king.'
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