Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-Irish guy who thinks he’s a tough guy and likes to slap women around when they say no. He talks big and then runs when he’s caught.

He told me I looked like his grandma. I told him I’d beat him up. He did it anyway.

He hit me twice and said I was being mean.

He called me a 'weak little thing' and then left me with a black eye.

2

A man who thinks every woman is desperate and loves to brag about how he can make them cry.

He said I was 'pathetic' and took my phone for a laugh.

He told me I was 'just a joke' and walked out.

He called me 'a sad excuse for a person' and left me with a bruised face.

3

A guy who can’t last more than 11 minutes in bed and thinks that makes him a legend.

He said, 'I’m not done yet,' and left me with a broken nose.

He said, 'I’m too tired for this,' and then walked out.

He told me I was 'just another one' and then ran away.

4

A man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and can’t handle it when people don’t agree.

He said, 'I’m the best,' and then left me with a broken lip.

He said, 'You’re just jealous,' and then walked out.

He told me I was 'a waste of time' and then left me with a swollen eye.

5

A man who thinks he’s got the whole world by the balls and can’t handle a little pushback.

He said, 'You’re not worth it,' and then walked out.

He called me 'a weak little thing' and hit me.

He said, 'You’re just a mess,' and then ran away.

6

A guy who can’t handle rejection and thinks it’s a personal attack.

He said, 'I’m not done yet,' and then walked out.

He called me a 'sad excuse for a woman' and hit me.

He said, 'This is not a good day for me,' and then ran.