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When you officially say you’re friends with someone on Facebook, but you still don’t know them.
I added my neighbor’s kid just because he stared at my pizza.
My ex added me back to mock me during lunch break.
I friend-zoned my dog on Facebook because he licked my face.
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Like when you add someone on Facebook just to make them feel important, but you don’t actually care.
I added my teacher’s crush just to make him cry.
My mom added my dad’s ex just to start a fight.
I added my cat’s vet because he looked sad.
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When you officially say you’re friends with someone on Facebook, but it’s just a lie to cover up your shame.
I added my crush’s best friend to hide my awkwardness.
I added my mom’s new boyfriend just to avoid talking to her.
I added my neighbor’s dog because I was too scared to talk to him.
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When you add someone on Facebook just to feel cool, but they’re still just a stranger.
I added my crush’s crush just to look cool in class.
I added my teacher’s teacher to seem smart.
I added my neighbor’s pet just because he looked rich.
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When you officially say you’re friends with someone on Facebook, but you’re just trying to hide your loneliness.
I added my crush’s crush just to stop feeling lonely.
I added my ex’s new friend because I had nothing better to do.
I added my dog’s vet because I was too sad to talk to my dog.
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