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A face like a fish that just got kicked by a truck. You use it when you see something so gross or bad, it makes you want to vomit.
My mom just told me I have to eat brussels sprouts for dinner. 馃槱
I saw my dog eat a sock. 馃槱
My math test was so hard, I looked like I just saw a ghost. 馃槱
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A turtle? Bro, that鈥檚 not just a turtle, that鈥檚 a full-on identity crisis.
My teacher walked in and said, 'ITS A TURTLE!!!' like I was in the middle of a murder mystery.
I saw a turtle on the road and my friend screamed, 'ITS A TURTLE!!!' like it was the apocalypse.
My dog ran into a turtle and my friend yelled, 'ITS A TURTLE!!!' like it was the best thing ever.
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You love this thing or person so much, it鈥檚 like they鈥檙e your brain and your heart. It鈥檚 like bae, but bae is just your favorite person, and this is like your soul.
My mom is over everything. She even likes my little brother鈥檚 weird hair.
I love pizza. Pizza is over everything. Even my dog.
My girlfriend is over everything. She even forgave me when I ate my dog鈥檚 homework.
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A short way to say whore. It's like the insult version of 'girlfriend'.
My friend called me a 'hoe' in front of my crush. I died.
My mom called my sister a 'hoe' because she dated my dad鈥檚 best friend.
My teacher called me a 'hoe' because I didn鈥檛 do my homework.
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A girl who鈥檚 willing to sleep with anyone, anywhere, anytime. She doesn鈥檛 care who it is or what they look like.
My friend鈥檚 ex slept with my teacher. She鈥檚 a real hoe.
My cousin slept with the school janitor. She鈥檚 a real hoe.
My neighbor slept with my dog. She鈥檚 a real hoe.
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The skank who's the talk of the town. She's the one everyone knows. She's the one who sleeps with anyone and everyone. She's the reason your parents are divorced.
My friend鈥檚 mom is the skank at school. She slept with my dad and my uncle.
The skank at the mall sleeps with everyone. Even the security guard.
My cousin鈥檚 friend is the skank at the party. She slept with the DJ and the bouncer.
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The cheapest, grossest, most annoying skank you ever saw. The one who makes your life a living hell.
The skank at the bus stop slept with my brother and my dog.
The skank at my school slept with my math teacher and my principal.
The skank in my neighborhood slept with my neighbor and his cat.
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