o'dwyer

My homie just said O'Dwyer is in the room. I ran out like my pants were on fire.

My mom called me a little O'Dwyer. I threw a chair at her.

At the gym, the guy next to me was flexing. I said, 'That’s not a flex, that’s an O’Dwyer.'

My ex said I had the O’Dwyer. I said, 'You’re the one who gave me the O’Dwyer.'

My sister had the O’Dwyer on her face. She looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

My dog got the O’Dwyer. He wouldn’t stop licking the couch.

My uncle has the O’Dwyer. He looks like a donut with a face.

I saw the O’Dwyer at the mall. He had a double chin so big it had its own zip code.

My teacher has the O’Dwyer. He’s like a human muffin.

My math teacher has the O’Dwyer. He looks like he just ran a marathon and cried.

I asked my teacher for help. He said, 'You want help? Look at my O’Dwyer.'

The O’Dwyer teacher walked in, and the whole class laughed like we were in a comedy club.

My friend has the O’Dwyer. Her vagina looks like a war zone.

I got the O’Dwyer from my boyfriend. He said it was a love gift.

My sister’s vagina has the O’Dwyer. She looks like she got into a fight with a raccoon.