O.D.S.S.

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O. D. S. S. is a school where everyone’s wasted, everyone’s fighting, and everyone’s making up stupid nicknames for the place. It’s where the popper bottle was born, and the fights were so bad, the news came to see it.
‘I got D. O. S. S. ed in the hallway again. I swear I’ll kill him next time.’
‘The fight club wasn’t real. It was just a bunch of kids trying to look cool.’
‘I got in trouble for calling the Side ‘the Skid Pit’ and now I have to do 10 laps around the Front.’
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O. D. S. S. is the school where white kids are the main group, but the non-white kids are the ones who will punch you in the face for being a racist idiot.
‘I said ‘nigger’ in class and got yelled at by the entire school.’
‘The Skid Pit kids think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of confused losers.’
‘I tried to smoke in the Front and got caught by the cops again. I hate the cops.’
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O. D. S. S. is a school where kids are high all the time, smoke weed in the forest, and drink out of pop cans because they’re too poor for fancy bongs.
‘I got caught smoking in the Gypsy Forest and had to do 50 push-ups.’
‘We use pop cans for bongs because we’re too broke for glass.’
‘I tried to drink out of a pop can and it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.’
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O. D. S. S. is the school with the most gay kids, and they’re all cool. The rest of us are just the people who get yelled at by them.
‘The gay kids in the Cool Kids Hall think they’re the best.’
‘I got called a ‘bitch’ by a gay kid and it was the worst.’
‘The preps are just the gay kids who think they’re tough.’
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