O'Driscoll's law

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When you think you're the king of the debate, but your opponent was just trying to escape your dumbass questions.

"I'm not even arguing anymore," he said, but I was already celebrating my victory.

She walked out mid-sentence, and I thought I'd won the Nobel Prize.

He said, 'I'm not even here for this,' and I took it as a compliment.

The fake glory you feel when you think you've won, but your opponent just wanted to go home.

I high-fived myself before he even left the room.

He gave me the side-eye like I was the one who failed the test.

She said, 'I'm done,' and I said, 'You were never in the game.'

When you think you're a genius, but your opponent just wanted to avoid your dumbass questions.

He walked out like I had insulted his mom.

I said, 'You're just too scared to argue back,' and he didn't even reply.

She said, 'I don't even know why I'm here,' and I said, 'Exactly!'

The fake confidence you get when you think you're winning, but your opponent was just trying to avoid your dumb questions.

I stood there like I had just beaten the president.

He said, 'I don't even know why I'm here,' and I said, 'That's your problem.'

She left mid-sentence, and I took it as a personal attack.

When you think you're the debate champion, but your opponent was just trying to get out of your dumb questions.

I said, 'You're just too scared to talk back,' and he didn't even argue.

She left in the middle of my sentence, like I was the problem.

He said, 'I was never in this,' and I said, 'Exactly!'

The fake happiness you get when you think you've won, but your opponent just wanted to leave the conversation.

I stood there like I'd just won the lottery.

He said, 'I'm not even here for this,' and I took it as a win.

She walked out, and I said, 'You're just too scared to argue.'