o'doherty

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A fancy Irish clan that owns like five castles and still acts like they’re royalty even though they’re basically just rich bozos.
My cousin married into the O’Doherty family. Now he thinks he’s a king.
The O’Dohertys threw a party in their castle. I got food poisoning and a free t-shirt.
They built a new castle just to show off. It’s fancy, but it’s also a waste of money.
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A guy who’s so ugly and awkward he can’t get a date. Ever.
He tried to ask a girl to prom. She ran away screaming.
He tried to flirt with a barista. She gave him a free coffee and a look.
He tried to text a girl. He sent the same message three times.
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