O'Delled

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An Irish last name for a guy who drinks until he pukes and then fights a cow in the middle of the street. He’s a party animal with no filter.
"I saw O’Delled at the bar. He drank 12 beers and started a fist fight with the bartender."
"He came home at 3 AM and tried to dance with the vacuum cleaner."
"He told the cow it was a ‘bad look’ and challenged it to a duel."
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A very ugly person with a brain full of nonsense. Usually blonde, sometimes brown, but always dumb.
"She wore a hat with a cat on it and claimed it was a fashion statement."
"She tried to explain the universe with a crayon and a napkin."
"She said the sky was pink because she ‘felt like it’."
3
A beautiful, smart girl from Redditch who makes everyone laugh and then everyone falls in love with her. Once she leaves, people cry.
"She walked into the classroom, and the whole class forgot how to breathe."
"She told the teacher a joke so funny, the teacher started laughing and fell off the desk."
"She left town, and no one has been the same since."
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Keith O’Dell is a total beast, like a giant angry Irish wolf who came to Earth to destroy everything. He gets what he wants, no questions asked.
"He beat up the mayor just for looking at him wrong."
"He once ate an entire pizza in one bite and challenged the fire chief to a wrestling match."
"He said the sky was ‘too loud’ and threw a lamp at it."
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The best kid ever. He’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry and a brain that could solve the universe. He’s the kind of friend you never want to lose.
"He helped me cheat on my math test and still got an A."
"He told the teacher a joke so good, she gave him extra credit."
"He once turned a math problem into a rap battle and won."
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When something gets completely destroyed, like a kid who ate too much candy and then ran into a wall. Usually caused by someone who can’t think straight.
"The dog ate the whole cake and then tried to dance on the table."
"He threw a plate at the wall, and it exploded like a volcano."
"He tried to build a fort out of pillows and it collapsed on him."
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A word you yell when something happens that’s so dumb, it makes your brain hurt. Like when a chicken tries to talk to you.
"He tried to explain the universe with a chicken and a sock."
"She said the sky was green because her cat told her so."
"He fell off a chair and screamed, 'O’Delled!' like it was the end of the world."
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