o'dark hundred

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o'dark hundred is when the sun is still asleep and you're wide awake screaming into the void

I tried to sleep at o'dark hundred and my dog decided to howl at a ghost

My shift starts at o'dark hundred and I feel like I'm being tortured by a toddler

I texted my mom at o'dark hundred and she sent me a photo of her cat wearing a hat

o'dark hundred is the time when even the moon is tired of being up

I had to drive at o'dark hundred and my car looked like it was haunted

My brother called me at o'dark hundred and he was crying because he ate a whole pie

I tried to make coffee at o'dark hundred and it came out like sludge

o'dark hundred is when the world is still and you're the only one who's crazy

I had a full-blown argument with my toaster at o'dark hundred

My friend texted me at o'dark hundred and said he was being chased by ducks

I screamed at my ceiling at o'dark hundred and it didn’t even flinch