O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

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The perfect distance to stare at someone before they notice you sniffing them like a dog.

My ODA is 10 feet. Any closer and I might ask if they’ve been eating garlic bread.

He stood 15 feet away like a statue. I knew I’d never get him to talk to me.

She walked right up to me like I was her personal snack machine. I ran.

How close you can get to someone before they think you’re about to punch them or kiss them.

My ODA is 5 feet. Any closer and I’m either fighting or making out with a stranger.

He came up to me like he was going to ask me for my number. I asked him if he wanted a fight instead.

She sat next to me in class like we were best friends. I screamed inside.

The magical spot where someone is cute but not annoying enough to yell at.

My ODA is 8 feet. Closer and I’d probably throw a chair at them.

He stood 12 feet away like he was waiting for me to invite him to my funeral.

She came up to me like she was my long-lost twin. I said, 'You're not my twin, you're my nightmare.'

The spot where you can still see someone but they don’t know you’re staring at them like a creepy fan.

My ODA is 9 feet. Closer and I’d probably ask them if they were a model.

He stood 13 feet away like he was running from me.

She walked up to me like she was my new best friend. I told her I’d rather be a stranger.

The distance where you can still see someone but they’re not close enough to hit you.

My ODA is 7 feet. Closer and I’d be a punch bag.

He came up to me like he was about to ask me out. I told him I was busy punching the air.

She sat next to me like she was my new roommate. I screamed at the ceiling.