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When a bouncer stares you down like they can see through your clothes and your soul and decides you're a walking disaster.
The bouncer looked me up and down like I had a warrant in my pants.
He gave me the eye and said, 'You're not coming in.'
She saw my shirt and my attitude and knew I was trouble.
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A bouncer’s power to judge you before you even speak, like they can smell your bad decisions from across the room.
He smelled my beer and my bad vibes before I even said a word.
She judged me by my hair and my shoes.
He knew I was a mess before I walked in.
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When a bouncer gives you the side-eye and decides you’re the reason the night is going to end in a fight.
He gave me the side-eye like I had a punchline in my pocket.
She looked at me like I was trouble with a side of drama.
He said, 'You're bringing the chaos.'
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A bouncer’s talent for looking at you and thinking, 'This guy is going to cause a scene, and I'm not going to let it happen.'
He looked at me like I was the reason the bar was going to burn down.
She said, 'You're not coming in, you're going to start a fight.'
He thought I was trouble and made me prove it.
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When a bouncer gives you the look and decides you’re the kind of person who brings trouble to the party.
He gave me the look like I had a history of being a mess.
She said, 'You're not coming in, you're trouble.'
He looked at me like I had a punchline and a problem.
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A bouncer’s ability to spot a problem before it even starts, like they can see your bad day in your eyes.
He saw my bad day in my eyes and knew I was trouble.
She said, 'You're not coming in, you're bringing the drama.'
He looked at me like I had a problem and a punchline.
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