ocular choking

Fresh

0 views · Added 4h ago · 6 definitions

When you squish your eyes so hard you think you’ll pop them just to get off.

My mom caught me doing it in the shower. She said, 'You’re gonna go blind, you idiot.'

He did it during lunch and got kicked out for making the whole table laugh.

I did it in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss just stared at me like I was crazy.

Squeezing your peepers so tight you wish your eyes were on fire and you were a flamingo.

She did it in the car and almost crashed into a trash can.

He did it during a yoga class and got yelled at by the instructor.

I did it while eating spaghetti and got sauce all over my face.

When you press your eyes so hard you swear you’re gonna lose them and get a nose instead.

He did it in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

I did it in the grocery store and scared the cashier.

She did it during a video call and her dog started barking at her face.

Crushing your eyes like they’re a juicy burger and you’re hungry and angry.

He did it during a meeting and got side-eyed by everyone.

I did it in my bedroom and my little brother walked in and started laughing.

She did it while watching a horror movie and screamed like it was real.

When you squish your eyes until they look like they're about to cry and you’re trying to get off.

He did it in the gym and got laughed at by the whole class.

I did it during a math quiz and got a question wrong because I was distracted.

She did it in the middle of a dance routine and messed up her steps.

Squeezing your eyes so hard you think your brain is going to come out and slap you.

He did it in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

I did it while eating pizza and got cheese all over my hands.

She did it during a Zoom call and her dog started licking her face.