Ocular

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1
A gang of total freaks who punch people in the face with their eyes.
I saw Ocular at the mall and got knocked out by a eye punch.
My cousin joined Ocular and now he can hit you with his eyes.
That band Ocular once made my dog cry.
2
A thing you put on your eye to make it look cool or to see better.
My mom wears a lens to see without glasses.
My brother put a lens in his eye and looked like a monster.
I used a lens to see the tiny text on my math test.
3
A word that means something to do with your eye, but also means you're a total mess.
My teacher said I had ocular issues after I drew on my face.
He was so ocular he cried at a cat video.
That kid was ocular and broke his glasses.
4
When someone stares at your eye so hard it feels like you're getting a blowjob from a face.
My crush did ocular on me and I got a hard-on.
The teacher did ocular on me for talking too much.
My dog did ocular on my foot and I was confused.
5
When your butt nerve connects to your eye nerve and you start hating life.
My uncle has ocular and he hates everything.
She got ocular from eating too much pizza.
My dog got ocular after getting hit by a car.
6
When your butt nerves switch with your eye nerves and you start hating life.
My brother got ocular and now he cries at everything.
I got ocular after a bad day at school.
My cat got ocular and started yelling at the TV.
7
When a guy's voice cracks so hard his balls go up to his eyes.
My dad had ocular and looked like a monster.
My brother's voice cracked so hard he got ocular.
The teacher had ocular and looked like a weirdo.
8
When you stick your partner's eye in their junk to make them feel good.
My mom did ocular to my dad and he was happy.
My brother did ocular to his girlfriend and she screamed.
My friend did ocular to his crush and he got hard.
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