Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. My dog’s face when I told him I was leaving.

Your math test score just got me to that point.

My ex’s Instagram story was worse than this.

I just got fired and this is my reaction.

2

I’m so mad I could punch a wall. And I’ve already punched three walls today.

My mom just told me I failed my report card.

My favorite pizza place closed down.

My dog ate my homework.

3

That’s like getting hit by a truck and then being stuck in traffic.

My car broke down on the highway.

I got grounded for a month.

My crush ignored my text.

4

I feel like I just lost my favorite sock in the laundry forever.

My favorite video game is now discontinued.

My pet goldfish died.

I got stuck in a elevator with my teacher.

5

That’s the kind of bad day that makes your coffee taste like sadness.

I got detention again.

My dog got sick.

My mom forgot my birthday.

6

This is like getting trampled by a herd of cows and then being asked to do homework.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I got locked out of my house.

My phone died during the final exam.