ocu-pied

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What the Papa John's pizza guy screams when he sees you in the bathroom, totally naked, and his pants are on the floor like he just got caught by his mom.
'OCU-PIED! I was about to put my pants on!'
'OCU-PIED! You saw me with no clothes on!'
'OCU-PIED! I was gonna lock the door, but I forgot!'
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The scream of a Papa John's worker when you walk in on him in the bathroom, completely butt-naked, and he’s still wearing his headgear.
'OCU-PIED! I was about to take my headgear off!'
'OCU-PIED! I was halfway through my shift and I was gonna finish it in peace!'
'OCU-PIED! I was gonna pretend I wasn't here!'
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What a Papa John's employee shouts when you walk in on him in the bathroom, completely naked, and he was about to take a dump.
'OCU-PIED! I was about to do my business!'
'OCU-PIED! I was gonna finish my lunch in peace!'
'OCU-PIED! I was trying to be stealthy!'
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