OCTVD

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OCTVD is when you can't stop watching TV and it makes your brain explode with stupid ideas. You feel like you have to watch every show ever made or you'll die.
"I watched 12 episodes of The Office and now I think I'm my boss.", @octvdaddict
"I turned on the news and now I know everything about the weather and nothing else.", @tvaddict2000
"I watched a cooking show and now I think I'm a chef. I'm not. I burned my toast.", @burnedtoast77
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OCTVD is when TV becomes your obsession and you can't stop thinking about it. It's like your brain is a TV and it's on 24/7.
"I watched a horror movie and now I think my fridge is haunted.", @fridgeghost
"I turned on a sports show and now I think I'm a quarterback. I'm not. I'm a quarterback of my brain.", @qbbrain
"I watched a reality show and now I think I'm famous. I'm not. I'm famous in my head.", @famouseinhead
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OCTVD is when TV makes you a crazy person. You can't stop thinking about it and you do weird stuff just to watch it.
"I watched a show about cats and now I think I'm a cat. I meow at people.", @catperson2023
"I watched a drama and now I think I'm a character in it. I cry at my own life.", @cryingself
"I watched a documentary and now I think I'm a scientist. I experiment on my dog.", @dogscientist
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OCTVD is when TV takes over your life. You can't think straight and you do stupid things just to watch it.
"I watched a show about baking and now I think I'm a baker. I baked my face.", @bakedface123
"I watched a comedy and now I think I'm funny. I'm not. I'm funny in my own head.", @funnyinhead
"I watched a show about space and now I think I'm an astronaut. I float around my house.", @floatyman
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OCTVD is when TV makes you a brainless zombie. You just stare at it and do whatever it tells you to do.
"I watched a show and now I think I'm a zombie. I eat brains for breakfast.", @braineat99
"I watched a show and now I think I'm a robot. I beep at people.", @beepbot
"I watched a show and now I think I'm a dog. I bark at my own face.", @dogface2024
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