octuvia

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a girl who's so cool she makes your brain hurt, but she's also weird like a broken calculator, and she's tall enough to annoy a giraffe

Octuvia is the only person who can make me laugh while also making me want to punch a wall.

She once told me my hair looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

I followed her to a concert and ended up in a fight with a security guard.

a girl so cool she could probably get away with stealing your lunch money and still have time to text you

She asked me if my mom was a baker, and I said no. She said, 'Good, because she's not.'

She once turned my math test into a rap battle.

She texted me during church and said, 'You're gonna regret this.'

a girl who is like a superhero, but instead of a cape, she has a weird sense of humor and is taller than you

She told my dad my math skills were 'sad' and then made him do a TikTok dance.

She once used my homework to start a fire in the cafeteria.

She called my crush 'a piece of trash' and then texted him a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.