octus

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A woman so ugly she looks like a fart-filled octopus, and that’s not even the worst part

My ex is an octus. I still have nightmares about her.

That girl in my math class is an octus. She’s like a monster from the deep.

My mom’s friend is an octus. I don’t even know why she’s still alive.

An Octus is a friend who won’t let you get away with being a total failure, but they’ll still support you when you cry in the bathroom

My Octus friend told me I was a disaster, but she still bought me pizza.

My buddy is an Octus. He calls me out, but he’s always there for me.

My Octus cousin wouldn’t let me fail, even when I failed at failing.