octuple-third-cousin

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A person who has no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, and a bunch of annoying great-great-grandparents in common with someone else.
My uncle’s cousin is an octuple-third-cousin. He’s related but still annoying.
They’re so related, but they don’t even know it. Like family trash.
That guy at the family reunion? Octuple-third-cousin. He came just to complain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A living being who has nothing but sixteen great-great-grandparents in common with someone else. Zero parents. Zero grandparents. Zero great-grandparents. Just a bunch of old people.
My dog is related to my cousin’s dog. They’re octuple-third-cousins. I don’t know why.
That kid at school is an octuple-third-cousin. He’s related but not cool.
My mom’s octuple-third-cousin showed up. He had no idea who I was.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person who has no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common with someone else. Like they’re related but not really.
My octuple-third-cousin showed up. He didn’t know who I was. He just said, ‘We’re related?’
I had to fight my octuple-third-cousin for the last piece of pizza. He had no idea who I was.
My octuple-third-cousin sent me a DM. He said, ‘We’re related? Why didn’t you tell me?’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Someone who has no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common with someone else. Like they’re related but barely.
My octuple-third-cousin walked in. He said, ‘We’re related? I didn’t even know you existed.’
My octuple-third-cousin showed up at my house. He didn’t know who I was. He just said, ‘We’re related?’
My octuple-third-cousin sent me a text. He said, ‘We’re related? Why didn’t you tell me?’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Someone who has no parents, no grandparents, no great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common with someone else. Like they’re related but not really.
My octuple-third-cousin showed up. He didn’t know who I was. He just said, ‘We’re related?’
My octuple-third-cousin walked in. He said, ‘We’re related? I didn’t even know you existed.’
My octuple-third-cousin sent me a DM. He said, ‘We’re related? Why didn’t you tell me?’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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