Octum

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A group of eight people getting it on at the same time. No more. No less. If you’re the ninth, you’re just a spectator.

My cousin’s Octum was so loud, the neighbors called the cops and got a free pizza.

I joined an Octum and realized I was the only one wearing pants.

The Octum at the party was so wild, the ceiling fan came off.

Eight people having sex like it’s a competition. Everyone’s got a goal, and no one’s leaving until the last person’s done.

The Octum at the hotel was so intense, the mattress cried.

My friend’s Octum was so good, the waiter brought us a second round of drinks.

The Octum in the park got chased by a cop and a goat.

A sex party with eight people. No more. No less. If you’re the ninth, you’re just a punchline.

The Octum at my house was so loud, my dog started doing the can-can.

I walked in on an Octum and got a free side of embarrassment.

The Octum was so good, the pizza got a standing ovation.

Eight people getting it on. It’s not a party. It’s a war. And you’re in the crossfire.

The Octum was so fierce, the walls started sweating.

I joined an Octum and got stuck in a three-way I didn’t sign up for.

The Octum was so wild, the ceiling started making a playlist.

When eight people decide to have sex at the same time. No more. No less. If you’re the ninth, you’re just a guest.

The Octum was so loud, my cat started doing karate.

I walked in on an Octum and got a front-row seat to the drama.

The Octum at the pool was so good, the lifeguard joined in.

A sex event with exactly eight people. If you try to sneak in, you’ll be the tenth and the whole thing goes to hell.

The Octum was so wild, the neighbor’s dog started a conga line.

I tried to join an Octum and got stuck in a love triangle.

The Octum was so good, the pizza got jealous.