octubus

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A bus that looks like it just got hit in the back with a blunt object and didn’t bother to call a doctor.

I saw the octubus and thought it was a bus that got kicked by a donkey.

My friend said the octubus looked like it was trying to hide a bruise.

The octubus was so ugly, it made the other buses feel proud.

A bus that has a backside so dull, it could make a pencil feel smart.

The octubus was so dull, I thought it was a slowpoke from the future.

My teacher said the octubus looked like it had been sitting in a classroom for too long.

I saw the octubus and immediately felt the need to sharpen my pencil.

A bus so back-heavy, it might fall over if it yawns.

The octubus was so back-heavy, I thought it was about to take a nap and collapse.

My mom said the octubus looked like it was trying to balance on one foot.

I saw the octubus and thought it was about to fall over and take the whole street with it.