Octubre 21st

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The day you have to smooch your girlfriend or boyfriend or else you get yelled at
My girlfriend just screamed at me because I forgot to kiss her today. I’m dead.
My boy didn’t kiss me on October 21st. I made him eat my lunch and I cried.
I kissed my boyfriend on October 21st. He kissed me back. Then he said he was going to kiss someone else. I threw a sandwich at him.
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When you have to make out with your significant other or you’re going to be in trouble
I made out with my girlfriend on October 21st. My mom saw us. She said I was a disgrace.
My boyfriend didn’t make out with me on October 21st. He said he was busy. I told him I was busy too. I said I was busy being mad.
I kissed my girlfriend on October 21st. Then she kissed me back. Then she kissed me again. I was happy.
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The day you have to kiss your crush or you’re going to be cursed by the universe
I didn’t kiss my crush on October 21st. I got a bad grade. I think the universe is out to get me.
I kissed my crush on October 21st. They kissed me back. Then they said they were going to kiss someone else. I said I was going to get revenge.
I got cursed by the universe on October 21st because I didn’t kiss my crush. I had to eat a whole pizza by myself.
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