octubre

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The Spanish word for October, but also the month when your brain turns to mush from too much candy and not enough sleep.

My Spanish teacher said octubre is October, but I think it's also when my brain explodes.

I tried to write an essay in octubre and it came out in crayon.

Octubre is when I forget my own name and start calling my dog 'mom'.

When you have to kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend, and you’re too lazy to even brush your teeth before doing it.

I kissed my girlfriend in octubre, and it was like kissing a sandwich that hadn’t been washed in a week.

My boyfriend tried to kiss me in octubre, but I just stared at him like he was a bad pizza.

I kissed my girlfriend in octubre and got a mouthful of gum and regret.

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day, but also the day you realize your love life is worse than your math grades.

On octubre, I kissed my girlfriend and realized I still don’t know how to do long division.

National kiss day in octubre, but I just ended up in a fight over who spilled soda on who.

I kissed my boyfriend on octubre and got a mouthful of soda and heartburn.

12 de octubre is the day the most amazing people are born. You were born on this day, so you’re a special, cool, quiet, and slightly annoying person.

I was born on 12 de octubre, so I’m special, cool, quiet, and slightly annoying. Also, I like to eat cereal for dinner.

My mom was born on 12 de octubre, and she’s cool, special, and she still thinks I’m annoying.

12 de octubre is my birthday, and I’m cool, quiet, and I still think my brother is annoying.