octsober

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#no-drink #toddler-style-yelling #teacher-panic

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No drinking for the whole month of October. If you try to sneak a drink, you get yelled at like a toddler who tried to eat a whole cake.

My friend tried to drink on octsober. His mom found out and kicked him out of the house.

I had to drink out of a coffee mug because my brother said it wasn't a real drink.

My teacher said if I drank during octsober, I’d fail all my tests.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

October is the time when Asians refuse to drink so they can pass all their tests. It’s like they’re trying to become human calculators.

My cousin said she would die if she had to drink during octsober.

I saw my neighbor doing push-ups during octsober because he didn’t want to drink.

My sister drank tea instead of soda because she was doing octsober.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Octsober is when you give up all your vices for the whole month of October. If you fail, you get yelled at by your mom, your teacher, and your grandpa.

My dad said if I didn’t do octsober, he’d take away my video games forever.

I tried to sneak a drink and my grandpa found out and yelled at me.

My teacher said if I didn’t do octsober, I’d get extra homework.

by Slangipedia 6h ago