octotwat

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A person who does stupid stuff with total confidence, like they’re the king of dumb. They make everything look like a disaster, but you can’t stop watching.

My cousin thinks he’s a chef. He burned the pizza, the soup, and the dog. Still says it’s a five-star meal.

My boss said the sky was falling. I believed him. Then he said it was a conspiracy. I started crying.

My friend tried to propose to his crush. He brought a cake. It was a cake. It was also a disaster.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A person who’s so clueless, they think they’re right. They make a mess, but you can’t look away because it’s so bad.

My neighbor tried to build a treehouse. It fell down. Then he tried to build a spaceship. It fell down. Now he’s building a pyramid. It’s falling down.

My dog tried to eat my homework. It looked like a war zone. I still failed the test.

My sister tried to do a magic trick. She turned my mom into a chicken. And it was a chicken.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Someone who thinks they're a genius but is actually a total disaster. They make everything look like a train wreck, but you still watch.

My brother said he could fix my computer. He unplugged it. Then he plugged it into a toaster. Now it’s smoking.

My friend tried to sing. He sang in the shower. He sang in the park. He sang in the middle of the street. It was a nightmare.

My mom tried to cook. She burned the rice. She burned the soup. She burned the cat. It was a fire.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A person who’s so dumb, they think they’re smart. They turn everything into a mess, but you can’t look away because it’s so bad.

My dad tried to build a robot. It looked like a toaster. It talked like a parrot. It was a total disaster.

My teacher tried to teach math. He used a calculator. Then he used a horse. Then he used a goat. I failed the test.

My friend tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape. He flew off a cliff. He landed in a lake. It was a total mess.

by Slangipedia 2h ago