Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a potato that looks like it got hit by a octopus and a triangle at the same time

I saw this potato and I thought it was a weird monster.

My dog ate it and then threw up rainbow sludge.

My mom called it a 'disgusting octo-triangle-thing.'

2

a potato so ugly it should be banned from being a vegetable

This potato is like the ugly cousin of a normal spud.

I took a picture of it and my friend called me a monster.

It looked like it had been tortured by a triangle.

3

a potato that makes your brain hurt just by looking at it

I looked at it for five seconds and my brain exploded.

My brother cried when he saw it.

It looked like it was trying to be a math problem.

4

a potato that’s so weird it’s like it was made by a confused octopus

This potato was like a failed art project.

My dog ran away from it like it was a monster.

I tried to eat it and it tasted like regret.

5

a potato that looks like it was born in a triangle and raised by an octopus

It looked like it had no idea what it was.

I took a bite and it screamed in my mouth.

My friend said it was the worst thing he ever saw.

6

a potato so strange it should have its own TV show

It looked like it was ready to tell a story.

My brother said it was the main character of a horror movie.

I watched it for ten minutes and it stared back.