Octosystematic Geodude

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Octosystematic Geodude is when some f***ing SJW nonsense goes too far and makes up eight fake genders just to feel special. It’s like saying you’re a gender and a half, but with more f***ing nonsense.
My teacher said I’m an Octosystematic Geodude because I like pizza and math.
My mom called me an Octosystematic Geodude for choosing blue over pink.
My crush said I’m an Octosystematic Geodude because I use both hands to eat cereal.
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Octosystematic Geodude is a joke people use when they get tired of fake genders. It’s like saying you’re eight genders at once, but you’re just being a f***ing idiot.
My brother said I was an Octosystematic Geodude because I slept on the couch.
My friend called me an Octosystematic Geodude because I drew on my face.
My dog barked at me and said I was an Octosystematic Geodude.
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Octosystematic Geodude is when you make up eight fake genders just to sound cool. It’s like saying you’re a gender and a donkey, but with more f***ing nonsense.
My teacher gave me an A because I was an Octosystematic Geodude.
My mom said I was an Octosystematic Geodude for eating too much ice cream.
My crush said I was an Octosystematic Geodude because I like video games and math.
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