octosnuggles

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Octosnuggles are when you're so wrapped up in love that you look like a fried egg in a meat grinder. You don't care if your feet are on your head.

My dog tried to eat my face during octosnuggles. I let him.

Octosnuggles happened. My brother is now a human pretzel.

Octosnuggles started. My mom yelled, 'You’re both gonna die in this bed!'

Octosnuggles are like being in a wrestling match with your best friend, but you're both too tired to fight.

I had octosnuggles with my ex. We cried. Then we both fell asleep in a pile of cereal boxes.

My sister had octosnuggles with her crush. The whole house smelled like sour milk and heartbreak.

Octosnuggles with my dad. He snored so loud, I thought the ceiling would fall.

Octosnuggles are when you’re so tangled up you could be a spaghetti monster with no legs.

I had octosnuggles with my best friend. We looked like a blob. My mom took a photo and posted it on Facebook.

My brother had octosnuggles with his girlfriend. He woke up with her bra on his head.

Octosnuggles happened. My cat ran away. My dog ate my shoes.