Octosexual

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A person who gets turned on by anything with exactly 8 legs. They’re usually women who think they’re super cool for liking spiders and octopuses.
My aunt says she’s octosexual because she likes her husband and her dog’s cousins.
He said he’d date any spider that had a PhD.
My friend’s octosexual and dates crabs on the side.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octosexuals are people who like men, women, trans folks, grass, hydrants, dead bodies, and politicians. They were invented by a girl in 1995 and are still annoying today.
My cousin is octosexual and dates the mailman and the neighbor’s cat.
She said she likes politicians because they’re loud and bad at math.
He’s octosexual and has a crush on a fire hydrant.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octosexuals are obsessed with a guy named Octopimp who voices characters in a weird comic. They think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My sister says Octopimp is hotter than her ex.
He’s been octosexual since he was 12 and still thinks Octopimp is perfect.
She dates Octopimp and claims he’s the love of her life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octosexuals are people who like 8 different things. They’re usually women who think they’re way cooler than everyone else.
She’s octosexual and dates her brother, her neighbor, and the mailman’s cousin.
He said he’s octosexual because he likes dogs, donuts, and dead people.
My mom is octosexual and thinks she’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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